jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

(Reblogged from punkmonksteven)

dammitcumberbatch:

illegally-ginger:

arousedean:

whitebeltwriter:

decertatio:

werewolfnl:

frostingpeetaswounds:

prince-of-mametown:

dreamerofderse:

"Family gatherings" aka "90% of the people here are racist"

”..and homophobic”

"and sexist"

"and claim to be none of these things"

"they’re just joking"

"you’re just going through a phase"

"you’ll get used to it"

"so do you have a boyfriend yet?" 

"I think I didn’t hear what you just said so I’m going to ask you again. How’s college?"

(Reblogged from themajesticalcuchurrumina)

scarletsamhain:

willy wonka and I are one

(Source: ohohmeo)

(Reblogged from the-absolute-funniest-posts)

accidentalslut:

Basically

(Source: ifc)

(Reblogged from burninggreen)

gentlemansessentials:

Wisdom

Gentleman’s Essentials

(Reblogged from thezdaapper)

augustalsinaanddrake:

- His facial expressions …

(Reblogged from ovoxxxo)
(Reblogged from 1000drawings)